I think I 'Zola at Church' could be a weekly posting...
The priest said Jesus (not unusual here)
and Zola says, very loudly,
"Jesus loves ME!" and pointed to herself.
The lady in front us starts laughing.
Then Zola pulls at my shirt, looks down the neck, and
yells out, "BOOBIES!"
At this point the lady is almost convulsing.
These are just amid Zola's usual "Amen"s and "Alleluia"s...
this kid cracks me up daily.